“His name is GEORGE KAPLAN, a rogue, savage beast living by the 101. He arrived there from the swamp from which he was born. Some say if you cut into him, his sriracha-like blood will melt your very flesh. You have been warned. My family has been tracking his migratory patterns for dog centuries. As the last living of my kin, I have sworn to hunt this animal until the day I die.”
P.S. He is also a filmmaker, performer, artist and overall storyteller and might be available for your project. He directs, writes and edits and has a background in sketch comedy. For inquiries email him at georgeprevails@gmail.com